This woman is a riddle no one can figure out. They have a couple of beers in the Clubhouse, and finally, one of the men asks her, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"The lady blushes, and grins. "When my Dad taught me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous," she replies. "I like to switch back and forth." When I got married after college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in the nude. From then on, I developed a silly habit. Right before I leave in the morning for golf practice, I pull the covers off him. If his Willie points to the right, I golf right-handed; if it points to the left, I golf left-handed."The guys think this is hysterical. Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys says, "What if it's pointing straight up?"She says, "Then, I'm fifteen minutes late."This one is compliments of PaulAnother Lawyer jokeWhat's the difference between a carp and a lawyer?One is a bottom feeding scum sucker and the other is a fish.This. And my aunt, shes didn't even give me a look or anything.I'm gonna fast forward to the beginng of this last December '11.we went to visit family in Holland,and having just written the story about what happened 2 years ago, i was kinda motivated to try something.so we got there, i was full of hope and thinking of how i could approach her.Having my 2 cousins, my uncle, and of course my parents there, was a problem of course.I took the panties she left, with me, and hoped i could give her a hint.but, not a chance, it was soooo damn frustrating.but long story short, NOTHING happened, i couldn't even go into her bedroom to place the panties into her drawer or something.then when we got back they called us, and confirmed that they would be here for christmas until new years.new hope. of course :Dwhen they got here it was very fun, my little cousin is a little older now, so we hung out, my cousin thats my same age was as fun as usual. an awesome family holdiay.my uncle couldn't make it.
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